January 2012
33 posts
Imagine if Kingsley was a Teacher....
workingfortheweeknd:
liesfortheliving:
When a kid goes to the toilet:
When they get a question wrong:
Not doing their homework:
When someone talks over him:
When they come to class late:
Him on playground duty:
when the class is too noisy:
CREDIT TO MAYBEMANDY
OMG I WOULD LOVE THIS.
nicolascagesempai:
Writing an essay
Finishing the essay
Turning the essay in
Watchbrokendown-onmemorylane:
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka scene in A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas
Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever knew.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
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sassygaydraco:
my photoshop skills
jasonfreese:
when the dog bites
when the bee stings
when im feeling sad
i simply remember that ryan ross cried at the notebook
and then i dont feel so bad
ifyoucarryonthisway:
hey guys lets do a livestream and see how many groups of people we can offend ok lets go
falloutballs:
weed to religion to STDs
o k a y
kuragehime:
i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else
fbht:
first semester’s come to pass
review packets never last
wake me up when my midterms end
clavid:
this is the story of a girl who cried a river and took pictures of her running mascara to post on facebook
clavid:
in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade...
Me a few years ago: fake name fake location fake age fake dog name put on mask if someone asks for a picture change voice if calling someone
Me now: lol do u guys wanna know my blood type
Joey Richter is going to be on Disney Channel's...
mermaidsocean:
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You're probably wondering "What did Claire do...
Well…..
Claire did many important things…
She read books!
She tried turning water into rum, (it didn’t work)
She grew a mustache!
She found out that if you tap large books, they sound hallow!
Sh-wait, did Claire just see the band teacher drive by in a truck?
Anyway, she came to came to bury Caesar, not to praise him,
She started to feel a bit English
...
if billie had magic piano
billie: heY MIKE LOOK AT MY NEW APP ITS A PIANO
mike: great billie lets work on some new songs
billie: LOOK ITS ALL SWIRLY
mike: okay but can we-
billie: WHY DONT THEY HAVE GREEN DAY SONGS IN THE STORE
mike: hey bi-
billie: mike play the magic piano
mike: but we have to write more songs
billie: play the magic piano
mike: but-
billie: magic piano
gerard: when i was a young boy my father took-
mikey: US
gerard:
mikey:
gerard:
mikey:
gerard: into the city to see a marching band.
December 2011
75 posts
callingallstarkids:
padalecriss:
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finnlawrence:
Creative Writing assignment:
Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
homeslicesaporta:
confronting mrs. wentz about how many times she dropped pete as a child
gerard-gay:
where are you destroya
whERE ARE YOU DESTROYA
YOUR PARENTS ARE GETTING WORRIED DESTROYA
PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE FRONT OF THE STORE DESTROYA
WE’RE SORRY YOU’VE WANDERED OFF DESTROYA
DESTROYA YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY ARE WAITING
DESTROYA
