Person: I love to drink. But it's getting out of hand.

Other Person: Oh my god I'm so sorry. I'll help you beat this addiction.

Person: I smoke all of the freaking time, especially cigarettes. I can't stop!

Other Person: Don't worry, let's figure something out to help you stop.

Person: I'm addicted to drugs and I need help.

Other Person: There's nothing to be ashamed of, it could happen to anyone.

Me: I hurt myself. I cut. And I need help.

Everyone: What the fuck is wrong with you, why would you do that omg just stop already. Are you psychotic? You're such an emo. I can't believe you would do that to yourself

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Imagine if Kingsley was a Teacher….

workingfortheweeknd:

liesfortheliving:

When a kid goes to the toilet:

 

When they get a question wrong: 

Not doing their homework:

When someone talks over him: 

When they come to class late:

Him on playground duty:

when the class is too noisy: 

CREDIT TO MAYBEMANDY

 OMG I WOULD LOVE THIS.

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nicolascagesempai:

Writing an essay

Finishing the essay

Turning the essay in

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frankway:

Evidence that he has gone insane.

I still love you.

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[ Wake Me Up When September Ends ]

Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.

Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever knew.

Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.

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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.

Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.

Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.

Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.

Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—

Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.

Albus: Da—

Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.

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